What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 29.06.2025 05:21
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
New theory proposes time has three dimensions, with space as a secondary effect - Phys.org
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
Which is the first MV you watched in Stray Kids?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Does the rest of the world see America as a joke now that Trump is president again?
Still no good
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What are some common health concerns for senior citizens?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nearly complete dinosaur skull reveals a new sauropod species from East Asia - Phys.org
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
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Trump's tariffs are hammering the industry he wants to save - Politico
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Why is Canada letting too many Indians in Canada?
Just Forget it!
So they tried
Next, they tried...
What is the lowest probability event you have personally witnessed?
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Michael Altenhofen Is NASA Deputy Chief of Staff - NASA Watch